Since I was forbidden to buy any cards for Sir Fartsalot this year – see #10 – because that money would buy an extra drink or two Saturday night at dinner, I thought I would come embarrass him profess my undying tolerance love here.
#10 – You can pinch a penny farther than anyone I know. From scraping every last drop of ketchup out of a cut off bottle, to taking your wife out with a coupon, you know how to save a buck! You are diligent in your research for anything we buy or do. But that frugal nature has blessed us with things that we could not afford otherwise.
#9 – You annoy the heck out of the kids and live to make them whine, but they love and give it right back.
#8 – You are if nothing else, very predictable in a comforting, yet at times in an annoying way. When you like something, you stick to it. Thankfully, that includes me.
#7 - You are a hard worker, even though your tendency to work too much has been the subject of many marital arguments, I am glad you feel the need to provide for all of us so well. From what I am told, you take after your grandfather in this way.
#6 – You are very finicky spoiled and I may tease you about everything having to be “just so”, but I love to spoil you.
#5 – Also the source of many arguments much pride, you are a devoted friend, and will help anyone anytime.
#4 – you are pretty darn good looking.
#3 – You will pretend the cardboard race car Little Dude made you for your birthday was the best thing ever.
#2 – you put your own feelings aside, to let us get a puppy.
#1 – You put up with me, my quirks, my pushing to do new things, testing your limits, making you be outside your comfort zone, but loving you no matter what.
