Homo Sapien Teenageridea

Sample - recently turned 13 year old boy.
Traits:
Long gangely arms and legs waiting to be grown into,
balance by huge feet that seem to belong to someone else.
Copious amounts of hair that requires brushing
even when recently brushed.
Bedroom has suddenly taken on a odd unusual
usually unidentifiable odor.
Often speaks very few words
in octaves never heard before.
Can be heard grunting and mumbling at times.

Unexplained aversion to water and toothpaste

Constant insatiable appetite satisfied only
with pizza, chicken nuggets and cold cereal.
Can often be found wearing holey socks
and dirty t-shirt.

Often only visible by the top of the head,
due to unexplained permanent attachment
of electronic devices to subjects fingers.
Also can be found attached to his
bicycle for hours on end
as well as the far end of the couch.

Still likes to smile for his mom.
Nearly as tall as Dad and now wearing "men's" size pants.
Is still sweet, soft spoken kind and generous.
Rarely argues, and tries so hard to please.
Loves to help and can make a mean pan of brownies.
Prefers to like to bowl and eat the raw batter
rather than bake them.
Likes military planes and guns right now.
Tries the best he can and a pro at building anything, from anything.
Has the sweetest heart on this earth.

Guess we will keep him.
He seems to like it here!

C - April 2010