Can anyone?

Can anyone tell me -

1. What happened to all those well thought out summer plans I had?
The days just seem to be getting away from us, and while it feels like we have been going
non-stop, I can't really tell you anything special that we have done!

2. How one man, with one reasonably sized face and no coordination issues that I am aware of
get those little bits of shaving cream and stubble in so many places in the bathroom when
he shaves?

3. How two kids who watch tv most of the day when I am at work, can make such a huge mess
of one small kitchen?

4. How can one dog throw off so much hair?

5. When will my 13 year old finally stop sniffling her nose in that terribly obnoxious way, and use
a tissue without me crawling out of my skin and screaming at her to get a tissue!?

6. How long do you think I can do without washing the kitchen floor before something starts to
grow?

7. Where to find that bottomless pit of ever replenishing money that the kids seem to think is in
my purse?

8. Who the evil evil person is at Rita's water ice that created the Ritachino as yet another way to
contribute to my never ending coffee addiction - while adding even more fat and sugar to it!

9. How we can live in the same house for nearly 8 years now, and no one besides me really
knows where the dishes go when emptying the dishwasher?

10. How can I get rid of those darn squawking balck birds and get the finches back at the
feeder?